Top Ten Things To Do on 4-20

By Josie Jay Caroll

It comes once a year. Slackers, stoners, and the occasional partaker of the herbs rejoice in the celebration of a somewhat controversial, and relatively illegal pastime (unless it’s for medicinal purposes).

Here is a quick list of things to do (besides the obvious) on April 20th.

10. Eat delicious treats. Take your taste buds on a wild ride, and leave no chocolate behind. You can hit the gym tomorrow.

9. Take off a few hours early from work. There is an unwritten rule across all areas of business and work-related institutions to not put undue responsibility or pressure on co-workers. On this, the twentieth day of April, we rest.

8. Take a nap. This might not be something you plan on doing, but it will probably end up happening. Enjoy it.

7. Get your friends together for a jam session. Whether it’s the drums and guitar, or Rock Band, your musical acuity with flourish and the harmony amongst friends will blend perfectly. Just don’t get caught with bongos and your pants down.

6. Break open a jigsaw puzzle. Hours of focused efforts on corner pieces will fly by and completing the border will provide a sense of accomplishment.

5. Order delivery. Drive thrus and convenience stores will be jam packed today as gluttons look to satisfy their unhealthy cravings. Avoid that hassle and mess, and have your favorite foods brought to your door. As always, tip your delivery guy.

4. Dude… we are already at number four? Awesome. Now where was I? Three! Thuh-reeee.

3. Pop in your favorite Will Ferrell DVD. For some reason, Anchorman is just a bit more funny today. The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

2. Read the Fresh Alloy Features! We have daily updated content, with humor, information, and slighty above average writing. Make sure to leave comments and suggestions.

1. There was one more thing, but I forget… who’s hungry?

Have a happy and safe 4-20!

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